Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Ritual Magic usually involves saying and doing something stupid for a long time at some stupid place in order for something just as stupid to happen.

"Hmm, hydrophobia instead of intimacy issues? Sounds like a fair trade to me."

"'It kisses the boy or it gets the hose again.' I like it!"

The excrement most human minds expunge disgusts me, so it is naturally in my best interests to rid myself of them. I only tolerate Lisa because she doesn't expunge too terribly much.

I see my body as an instrument rather than an ornament.

There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now.

We rarely hear the inward music, but we're all dancing to it nevertheless.

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.